Record Producer Fran Ashcroft talks about music recording, production and the business

Fran Ashcroft:  Why You Should Keep Mice Out Of  Your Studio

You need to keep mice out of your studio, because they:-

need really small headphones

eat cables at lunchtime

haven’t had a hit in ages

play havoc with your faders

insist on bringing their girlfriends along to the session

drive the cat mental

always want to be there when you mix

keep banging on about the lack of parking

are responsible for many a squeaky kick drum pedal

will be pissed up when they arrive and want to sing karaoke in speeded up voices

complain it doesn’t sound “ratty” enough

wind you up about that Beatrix Potter album you did years ago

try to pay in cheese

are much harder to poison than other clients

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  1. And to think I thought that this was going to be a rant on mice in the studio – or rather, their use with DAW’s :)

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