Fran Ashcroft: Why You Should Keep Mice Out Of Your Studio
You need to keep mice out of your studio, because they:-
need really small headphones
eat cables at lunchtime
haven’t had a hit in ages
play havoc with your faders
insist on bringing their girlfriends along to the session
drive the cat mental
always want to be there when you mix
keep banging on about the lack of parking
are responsible for many a squeaky kick drum pedal
will be pissed up when they arrive and want to sing karaoke in speeded up voices
complain it doesn’t sound “ratty” enough
wind you up about that Beatrix Potter album you did years ago
try to pay in cheese
are much harder to poison than other clients
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And to think I thought that this was going to be a rant on mice in the studio – or rather, their use with DAW’s
oh, you know me – strictly analogue mice…